Pikachu, I choose y- OH MY GOD

'OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS AND THE ORPHANS! NO! PIKACHU! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???' -Ash Ketchum

blame IT IS HER FAULT DAMNIT. OK this is fun. Horrible horrible fun. This guy has become know as Epicchu, Pika-NO! OH GOD NO!, and Gordonchu (OK, he does look a bit like Gordon Brown ). SO it's just our horrific rape of your childhood memories, basically. Enjoy!

EDIT: Found a name
the perfect name.

PEDOCHU!!!!